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Welcome to a very special bonus extravaganza edition of Two Black Women, as they celebrate America's newest national holiday, Black Friday. Thanksgiving has come and gone and now it's time to get your tent out and act like a total homeless before you barrel over some other tryptophan tripping deal hunter as you rampage towards a new tv. James Ponce, Beau Bowker and Jeffrey Jay walk you through this experience. Along the way, they touch on different Black Friday shoppers and stores, garage sales, gift giving, Jeff's underwears, consumerism, Christmas music, the guys pen their very own song (Christmas Is Coming), and the lawyers that can help you fight Chubby Checker. Oh, and the guys decide to sell Jeff's shit... literally... you'll see.  @JamesPonceComic @BeauBowker @HeyJeffreyJay Tweet us while you're out shopping w/ the hashtag #2BlackFriday

Direct download: Ep_45.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:34am PDT

James and Beau start out with some classic voice warm-ups before getting into Jeff's recent trip where he had a pretty good time performing for an Asian family at the University of Florida.  The guys discuss Tinder and other dating sites and the joy of getting catfished. In honor of Thanksgiving, there's a whole bunch of gratitude and obligatory discussion of favorite foods and the fact that cranberry sauce can go straight to hell.  Jeff's Uncle Paul warms everyone's heart with a beautiful tribute to the holiday.  Lastly, James talks about Krave, an awesome gym in Des Moines... a sentence you didn't know could exist. Email us with any questions or to reserve your spots at the Brea Improv for the December 30th standup show with James Ponce, Beau Bowker and Jeffrey Jay!  WE'RE THANKFUL FOR YOU GUYS!!!

Direct download: Ep_44.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:59am PDT

Monday News Day with the dudes from Two Black Women. A window washer plummeted to safety, there's a bunch of millionaire strippers strutting around New York, and Chick-Fil-A has a list of words you're not allowed to say. Plus, the Duggars and their 19 kids (and counting) are super into straight marriage, Sarah Palin wants to fix immigration by sending Mexicans on a cruise, and "Winnie the Pooh is a half-naked hermaphrodite" according to Poland. The guys are putting out a BONUS podcast this FRIDAY, 11/28, for Black Friday!  #TwoBlackFriday

Direct download: Ep_43.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:58am PDT

The guys get all deep on you, talking about the weather and soulless weather men. James talks about a valuable experience he had while in Boston and the fact that we need to look inward in our relationships, work environments and ourselves in general. Fight the ego and do that which you fear the most! Beau talks about a recent run in with a deaf guy at his local coffee shop, a rogue blind guy plaguing his neighborhood and failing to help an old lady that fell and couldn't get up. Jeffrey was hung up by cancelled flights (adventure!), but will return with a vengeance! Thanks for listening! Email the show at TwoBlackWomen@gmail.com!

Direct download: Ep_42.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:55am PDT

It's Monday and that means it's time to learn about hard hitting news with the Two Black Women Podcast. Usher, the rapper, is in no way selling out by releasing his new music in a cereal box, a cultured parrot flies away from home, and the guys debate the fairness of a transgender woman fighting in the UFC. Also, a parent found meth in their kid's Halloween candy, a bear is under investigation for breaking and entering, and some lady fell in love with a sperm donor (aka: spern domer). Zooey Deschanel (Jeff's arch nemesis), Adam Levine and Matthew Mcconaughey all stop by for a visit. Thanks for subscribing & sharing the show with a friend. Follow @TwoBlackWomen @JamesPonceComic @BeauBowker @HeyJeffreyJay

Direct download: Ep_41.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:06pm PDT

Welcome to another glorious episode of the Two Black Women Podcast. This fine Wednesday, you will learn that Jeffrey Jay hates animals, which leads James Ponce and Beau Bowker to discuss their pet peeves and deal breakers in friendships and relationships. Little Javier pays a visit before Beau tells us about his most recent racist indiscretion. We learn that Jeff use to be a real ladies' man when he was a lady and he hates tribbing / scissoring. Beau hates road head and therefore James hates Beau. The guys close out the show by watching some porn. COME SEE #2BW LIVE IN HOUSTON ON DECEMBER 17th & AT THE BREA IMPROV ON DECEMBER 30th! WE LOVE YOU ALL SO TOTALLY HARD! THANK YOU AND PLEASE TELL A FRIEND ABOUT THE SHOW!!!

Direct download: Ep_40.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:28am PDT

It's the Two Black Women Podcast Monday episode and that means James Ponce, Beau Bowker and Jeffrey Jay bring you their take on the news that doesn't matter. A university in Illinois is recognizing gamers as athletes, MacDonalds is giving out books and some fireman had a whole bunch of sex! Now that's news for you! Listen as the guys are visited by Beau's arch nemesis Adam Levine, plus Brad Pitt stops by and everyone's favorite: Ted Ramirez, Space Pope. Also Beau has never kissed a dude. SHARE THE SHOW WITH A FRIEND THIS WEEK! OR ELSE! PLEASE.

Direct download: Ep_39.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:17am PDT

Get your groove back with James Ponce, Beau Bowker and Jeffrey Jay!  Jeff is back from another vacation and he's back on his vegan diet.  The guys talk about people that get high and mighty about their diets and lifestyles.  The citizens of Texas City, Texas make another appearance to publicize Jeff's "Boobs are For Chicks" campaign on GoFundMe.com (go donate!) for his top surgery. The guys talk about Halloween, guys that don't dress up, and guys that dress up in cool guy costumes.  It's revealed that Beau will pleasure himself to just about anything, which leads to a heated debate about the nature of men and women.  Two Black Women podcast has launched a YouTube channel!  Check it out, subscribe and comment!  Winners of the #2BW t-shirt contest to be named soon on Twitter & Instagram!  Weeeeee!  Thank you to all of the listeners for the support and creativity.  It means a lot!

Direct download: Ep_38.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:20am PDT

Exclusive and hilarious news breaking on the Monday edition of the Two Black Women podcast.  Where do you get your news from?  The newspaper?  Get with the times! Comedians James Ponce, Beau Bowker and Jeffrey Jay bring you stories about how dating apps like Tinder are affecting the economy and whores, a man who takes the (traffic) law into his own hands, and a teenager that stole a bunch of sex toys from Spencer's.  More than anything, Beau gets real offensive again and James and Beau pay a stirring tribute to Jeff's hometown of Texas City, Texas.  Pretty sure they are going to receive a key to the city after this one.  Thanks to all of the fans of the show for all of their incredible support. PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH A FRIEND THIS WEEK!!!

Direct download: Ep_37.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:05pm PDT

James, Beau & Jeffrey welcome you back for a new hilarious instalment of Two Black Women. The guys discuss Jeff's amazing pants leading Beau to give him and the listeners some fashion tips. Jeff has a huge announcement: he's chopping off his boobs! Please check out his crowd sourcing campaign "Boobs Are For Chicks" on gofundme.com. James announces a campaign of his own. Beau's Cholo Peen pops up again amd the TBW fraternity might have a wet tshirt contest. Plus, the guys announce a contest their holding on Twitter & Instagram to win a free Two Black Women tshirt using the hashtag #2BW !!! Thank you for your support!

Direct download: Ep_36.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:59pm PDT