Two Black Women with James Ponce, Beau Bowker, and Jeffrey Jay







November 2015
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The dudes welcome everyone in to a new week, which also happens to be Jeffrey Jay's birthday week. This is also the month where all of the sweet rewards start kicking in. Beau brings up that there is a giantess fetish where guys pretend that the porn model is fifty feet tall and they get put in the huge lady's vagina. James asks Beau about role playing and the guys play out some uncomfortable scenarios. There's a shout out to the Cool Boob Losers who have hired Liam Neeson to do some pretty messed up stuff to Beau and a sea cow. The dudes finally get to the news where James announces the birth of red panda bears at the Syracuse Zoo and Beau is all fired up about the University of Ottawa banning a free yoga class due to a complaint about cultural appropriation. Lastly, Patreon donors are able to check out a video of Beau's Thanksgiving karaoke sesh at THANK YOU FOR LISTENING AND LAUGHING WITH US!!! WE LOVE YOU REAL REAL BAD!!!
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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:39am PDT

Thanksgiving Don'ts and Don'ts

The guys kick off the show by playing an EDM video of some kid beat boxing and dropping beats with a McDonald's soda. This really pisses off Beau and James on a number of levels. Then, it's Thanksgiving time! The dudes discuss their Thanksgiving plans and Beau's Filipino smorgasbord that awaits him. James gives some pointers on toasts, speeches and classic Turkey Day jokes to tell at the dinner table. Beau comes with a list of 8 Things Never to Say at Thanksgiving Dinner and he makes his own list of The Top 8 Thanksgiving Relatives. Lastly, the dudes give a very special thank you to the listeners, the Patreon contributors and Ruperto Gutierrez for his generous pledge to the podcast. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! HAPPY THANKSGIVING, FOLKS!!! WE LOVE YOU!!! VISIT US AT



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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:53pm PDT

The dudes open up by discussing people's attitudes towards Mondays, Beau's relationship with his live-in girlfriend and James' favorite hairstyle for ladies. James tells a very personal story about an attempted carjacking and Beau discusses the recent Facebook post that went viral about the unfortunately named Vietnamese-Australian, Phuc Dat Bich. Plus, James shares a bunch of great and not-so-great life hacks and Jeffrey Jay shares a news story about Fappy, the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin. THANK YOU FOR LISTENING!!! CHECK OUT OUR PATREON PAGE AND SHARE THE SHOW WITH A FRIEND!!!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:32am PDT

James, Beau and Jeffrey welcome everybody in and discuss the Holly Holm vs. Ronda Rousey fight wherein Rousey got knocked the eff out. This leads to a conversation about women in sports, buff women, and body building. The big news among the dudes is that Beau shaved his beard. Beau may have also shaved his butt. Jeffrey and James are freaked out by Beau's weird, naked face and break down what he looks like. Jeffrey asks, "If you had to get an implant to improve something surgically, what would it be?" Lastly, we meet yet another growth on Beau... His younger brother that grew out of his neck. THANK YOU FOR DONATING TO THE CAUSE ON !!!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:38am PDT

The guys explain dubstep to Beau and they drop several beats or something. The new Star Wars is coming out in December and James and Jeffrey couldn't be more excited. It's their Super Bowl; but it's Beau's nightmare. The Well-Adjusted Kid weighs in on just how much Star Wars: The Force Awakens means to him. Plus, Jeffrey and James decide that Beau is selling his 2 bed/no bath apartment and eats waffles on the toilet. Oh, and Jeff shit his dick off. THANK YOU FOR SUBSCRIBING AND LISTENING AND AN EXTRA SPECIAL THANK YOU TO THE PATREON DONORS! Go to to get your awesome rewards today! 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:58pm PDT

The ol' band is back together! Jeffrey Jay is back with James Ponce and Beau Bowker! But first he has to say goodbye to his boyfriend Yacub. The guys hear about Jeffrey's trip and college shows, including making new friends, as well as his q and a sessions about being transgender. Plus, guest appearances by Toby, the Well-Adjusted Kid, and the Texas City Guys. Thank you to all who have contributed to the Patreon site! Check out the video and sweet rewards here: . We love you all!!!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:55am PDT

Big news from the Two Black Women Podcast! The dudes are launching a campaign to raise funds on Patreon to grow the show and bring you more original content! Go check out the campaign at In this episode, the guys explain the campaign and get phone calls from their favorite guests, like Zooey Deschanel, Jeffrey Jay's boyfriend, Liam Neeson, Toby, Lil' Javier and James' subconscious. Check it out, donate if you can on Patreon, keep you enjoying the podcast and telling your pals about the show! THANK YOU FOR ALL OF THE LOVE AND SUPPORT, FOLKS!!! WE LOVE YOU REAL REAL BAD!!!

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:05pm PDT

Beau and James welcome you into a signature episode of laughs, commentary and motivation.  The dudes talk about how relationships change over time and how the party game Taboo can ruin a relationship.  James opens up about some recent epiphanies regarding the fear of success, the importance of being yourself, and saying "Yes!" to your self, the Universe and opportunity.  There's also a visit from Dusty, the ghetto guy who's easily impressed by your Instagram pictures, and a new character (the kid who is upbeat about his dysfunctional, abusive family).  It's good times all around!  THANK YOU TO ALL OF YOU LOYAL AND SUPPORTIVE LISTENERS!!! YOU GUYS AND GALS MEAN A LOT TO US!!! THANK YOU!!!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:33am PDT

In the afterglow o Halloween, James and Beau talk about Beau's costume with his girlfriend. The guys get into how much the band Kiss totally sucks and why Peter Criss would choose the Catman persona. James shares a news story about a real life zombie eating a kid's brain in a haunted house in Austin, Texas. This leads to a discussion on urban legends, including New Kids On The Block member Joey McIntire and Rod Stewart having a whole bunch of semen pumped out of their stomachs. Jeffrey Jay calls in again from Chicago to discuss his Halloween costume with his boyfriend. Thank you all for listening and sharing the show with a co-worker or friend!!!

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:01pm PDT